hello 911? somebody reblogged my post on tumblr.com and said “i cant breathe”. i think i killed someone. i would like to turn myself in
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
"How did you get so many followers?"
who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot
Send Outrageously expensive Shoes
walking downstairs in the middle of the night after blogging
Mom: “Why are you awake?”
Debating wether or not I should cut my hair into a bob